Imagine California Turning Itself Red: A Political Satire Highlighting More "Red State" Idiocy

Topic: Elections

            I can’t believe my own lying eyes, but California is in process of legally turning itself into a Republican state.  As people can scarcely imagine a path to Republican victory without Texas, none can envision a Democrat electoral victory without the Golden State, especially now that so many of the working-class states are in play for America First Republicans if only elections were run according to the law.

            Legislators in California have recently rammed through strict Voter ID requirements, approved a massive statewide canvassing effort with the intent of striking millions of fraudulent registrations from the rolls, banned ballot harvesting after the release of 2000 Mules, and are even considering banning mail ballots altogether.  Gavin Newsom appears to be amid a Saul-to-Paul conversion, having seen the error of his ways and seeking to restore the state to some degree of sanity as living conditions become more unbearable.