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Diane Knight's avatar

I knew it was satirical but i forgot about april fools day! Good one seth!

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Theodore Croy's avatar

Tongue, meet cheek.

Excellent read Seth. Thanks for your humility and self reflection. It is us-- shame on us. Looking forward to more self flagellation that we so deserve this year because, how dare us for thinking and questioning anything.

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Betsy Tappenden's avatar

Happy April Fools Day!!! 😆🤗 I wish I could write like you! Thanks for laughs this morning.

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Mark's avatar

It's too bad a lot of republicans actually think like this.

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Hugo's avatar

Well done, sir. This piece was brilliant.

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Nancy J Schott's avatar

Love this! What a great way to start the day! Now to work to win this republic back!!

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Mickey Splaine's avatar

Do you think the left (or Rino's for that matter) understands satire??? Well done Captain. The math and logic of what happened in 2020 remains UNDENIABLE!!!

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louise's avatar

You got me. I was getting worried and thinking, “Oh no, not Seth?”

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CP's avatar

great one - I wasn't sure where all that was going.....Nice!

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BigGuy49's avatar

Haha! Know you too well Captain, if only through your writings. But you did a yeoman's job of presenting what appear to be a real "me culpa' which no doubt may fool a few.....

Now let's wait for the first fascist govt-controlled media outlet to quote everything but the April Fools ending to make a case that "..conservatives are turning against Trump." You've set a well-baited trap.

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Nancy French's avatar

Worst April Fool’s EVER 🤨

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Shirley Taber's avatar

Thank the Lord it’s April Fools Day!

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Mike Yohe's avatar

Great job 👏

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Gratitude Gal's avatar

Oh goodness!!!😂

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Mark Karol's avatar

Thank God for April fools 😊

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The Ravens Reach's avatar

Well done.

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